25 Dating Memes for People Stuck in a Sticky Situationship

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    Catching feelings is the worst!

    Font - Guy: I don't want a relationship. Girl: That's fine. Me either. -sex- Girl: So what are we? Guy: Friends. Girl:
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    Cartoon - him: don't catch feelings, we just hooking up okay? Lol her: ok i went on a date last night him: I made it with my tears.
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    Come to mama

    Dog - When he's tall, cultured, educated, caring, and has a soft spot for animals
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    So awkward lol

    Azure - What am I saved in your phone as? Relax. One disappointing question at a time. Who is this?
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    A daily struggle

    Hair - Fearing being with someone Me Fearing being alone
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    Font - Juan 4 @Hernandezz16_ Don't ask me "what are we" after we've been hanging out everyday for the past 3 months, going on dates and meeting the fam. We're friends.
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    Font - Kelly-Jo Bluen @KellyJoBluen On the tinder date in the coffee shop I'm at the dude said, "I get where it was coming from but I think the Gillette ad went too far" and the woman said "I think this date is over" and walked out unceremoniously and now he's sitting here alone with his patriarchy looking stunned
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    Font - 1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest
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    Product - nick Orzel @Nnck_Orzel *girl posts pic* Normal guy: likes it Aggressive guy: dms Socially weird guy: Middle aged dad w 43 followers: hello there beautiful wow your so gorgeous! I would love to taste you!!
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    Font - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets 11:16 PM Jan 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone < 69.4K Retweets 349.1K Likes
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    Vertebrate - When he actually makes you get on top for once. $ 4353
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    Sleeve - Chris Hemsworth Chris Evans Chris Pratt My fragile heterosexuality
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    Sleeve - Today I learned the average person has 8 sexual partners. With that being said......I also learned that I'm a whore.
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    Font - Picture this: 10 yrs from now. Married your formal date. Manage a hedge fund. 2 kids. It's Christmas time. The whole family is rapping every word to XO Tour Llif3 while you hit the family Juul. Your son screams out "SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS". You've made it, Chad
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    Font - Me: So I met this guy Me (two days later): nevermind
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    Sky - her: my friend likes you. me: which one is she?
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    Cartoon - You wanna know why they call me Peggy, Hank?
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    Organism - What do you think goes through a guys mind when he eats a girl out? Anonymous I don't know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyway
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    Font - Peyton @delome10 Girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. Give him a second.
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    Font - AT&T ashley @melanchoe 12:51 AM 10:51 PM 29 Jun 18 pornhub.com forehead kisses 31.3K Retweets 72.3K Likes 66% Ć Qx
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    Tie - first date with a white girl WHEEL OF FORTUNE in your mouth discuss gender issues and you put your foot Hans Zimmer live scoring harry potter tells you aboussive approach to parenting bout how she will sushi (poké if she's a freak) overshare abt a personal problem wine bar (night ends with a handshake) by the sea shore picking sea shells keybumps FO nervous breakdown (you) nut blast with big nut HE OF ORTUN d you put yourstice volunteering (she's a freak) EL jeff koons exhibit hiking nervo
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    Plant - indie Les m @INDIEWASHERE friend: i don't want to use tinder i want to meet some1 organically me: You won't get anything done hoeing like that.
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    Vertebrate - When your Tinder date ends up being a catfish, but your mama didn't raise a quitter Acredible
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    Adaptation - Me: I suppose ill download tinder to see what's out there 3 hours later
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    Human body - after experiencing "feelings" i have decided that this just isn't for me but thank you for the opportunity

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